Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Me too!
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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