i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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