I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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