But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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