Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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