On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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