did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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