Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
