Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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