Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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