is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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