i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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