I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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