I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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