at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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