well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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