Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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