I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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