I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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