My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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