with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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