my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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