No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
found the other keg... it's in the tree
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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