I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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