you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
