I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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