I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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