I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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