Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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