What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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