I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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