she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
