Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Floor bacon is actually really good
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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