I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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