I wanna bring you to show and tell
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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