Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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