Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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