just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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