If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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