Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize