She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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