Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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