i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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