Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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