I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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