I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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