You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I had to cum in my sink.
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