if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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