I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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