I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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