he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
false alarm, still single
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