dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I got inside last night via doggy door
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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